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Stories by ArthurWellesley
Twinkle Twinkle Bonaparte
Twinkle, twinkle, Bonaparte! I know you are such a fart! I've got many things to say; when you die in Waterlo...
Pop! Goes Napoleon!
Here we are at Waterloo, tidying up our armies here, This is the Battle of Waterloo, Pop! Goes Napoleon!
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