cheeze-itz are way better than ugh, goldfish. goldfish are not sushi, but are shaped like fish, cannot possibly be crackers because they are too round and shapey, and are too cheesy. cheeze-itz are the far better snacking option. they are nice and square, meaning they are crackers, not too cheesy, and have the perfect amount of salt. they also have that satisfying crunch. so, say no to goldfish, and yes to cheeze-itz.

oh yeah, i write stories too. you should go read them. i mean, if you want to...not like i care...*sniff*...doesn't effect me at all...