Arzatian

Been a while since I've done this (life got kinda crazy!)
          	My friend started up a YouTube channel and wanted to support them somehow. They've put up an awesome mix-up of Pretender. Go check it out!
          	
          	https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6_bKn7O5cTEpcw_vuOEx3A

Arzatian

Alright, listen up!
          
          One of my nearest and dearest friends, @dagandalfman , is in a really dark place right now. They're struggling with some stuff and need all the love and support they can get. If you've had the luck to read any of their works then you'll know how amazing their writing is, and if you've spoken to them you'll know how much of an amazing person they are.
          
          So PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE for the sake of all that's good, go over to their profile and show them some love and kindness.
          
          @dagandalfman , if you see this, I love ya bud and this world would be a horrible place without you ❤️❤️

Arzatian

It is today that I, Arzatian, make my grand return to Wattpad!
          
          Seriously its been way too long. Like a really long time. I think maybe 2 weeks?! Quick math, assuming it takes 1 second to say really, I've been away for 1,209,600 really's. Now THAT'S a really long time .
          
          As to where I've been, well I'm happy to say that the rumour that I got eaten by a shark is a LIE. In fact, I have had no near-death experiences with any sort of aquatic animal. So that's great, apart from the sharks who have been cheated out of a meal. Let's just say I fell prey to the Devil's own right-hand man.
          
          a.k.a WORK.
          
          Well, I'm back now. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. You know, living your lives without the presence of my witty, sophisticated, intellectual and humorous comments to lighten your day.
          
          Now if you'll excuse me, I have 1.5K notifications to read.

Arzatian

@SunnyAngel777 Yes I can see the logic in that
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Arzatian

@dagandalfman What do you mean by...odd?
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dagandalfman

@Arzatian Nice, You just don't remember your terrifying encounter with the CAT-shark, because cat's have developed a memory wiping device, and they used it on you, so you wouldn't leak their real intents into the world. In the time you were away, we actually put you aginst one of our mortal enemies, a rather primitive race, of SABRE-TOOTHED cats, and you survived. I must say, your tactics of winning albeit were slightly odd.
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Arzatian

"Listen up! Apparently there's been a breach of data on wattpad. I'm not sure how bad it is, or if it's anything to worry about, but if you've not done so already I recommend you change your password or just do anything you can to make your account more secure, and, of course spread awareness. 
          ~ Leah "
          
          So as you can probably tell that was written not by me but by @leah_black394 so full credit for letting us people know about this. I was just too lazy to rephrase it, hope you don't mind Leah :)
          
          So everyone make sure you got good strong passwords, and check out the link below ⬇️ (promise it won't give you a virus it's just the first link that comes up when you type in 'how to create a strong password' or as my attempt at super-speed typing searched 'hwo to create strong ppaswords").
          
          Speaking of which, if someone asks you to check out their book and add a link, always go to their profile and check it through there! Links aren't always what they appear to be...
          
          https://blog.avast.com/strong-password-ideas

dagandalfman

@Arzatian Wait really? Thanks so much for letting me know!
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dagandalfman

Roses are red
          Violets are blue
          I was looking for a friend
          And I found you!!!
          
          Send this to ten of your amazing Wattpad friends!❤

Arzatian

@dagandalfman Your the best too buddy!
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dagandalfman

WAIT WHA-? Congrats on 200! You deserve every single one of your followers, keep doing what you're doing, and I can see you're gonna go far!

Arzatian

@dagandalfman Oh thanks! ❤️❤️❤️
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Arzatian

@leah_black394 Don't worry I miss things allllll the time on Wattpad! And thanks! *beams like a son who just made his mama proud*
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Arzatian

200 FOLLOWERS!!!!!! Thank you, everybody! Stay safe and keep reading!

Arzatian

Oh thank you guys ❤️❤️❤️!!!
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Arzatian

@ProudRavenpuffTeen Sneaky little bugga...
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