It is today that I, Arzatian, make my grand return to Wattpad!
Seriously its been way too long. Like a really long time. I think maybe 2 weeks?! Quick math, assuming it takes 1 second to say really, I've been away for 1,209,600 really's. Now THAT'S a really long time .
As to where I've been, well I'm happy to say that the rumour that I got eaten by a shark is a LIE. In fact, I have had no near-death experiences with any sort of aquatic animal. So that's great, apart from the sharks who have been cheated out of a meal. Let's just say I fell prey to the Devil's own right-hand man.
a.k.a WORK.
Well, I'm back now. Sorry for any inconvenience caused. You know, living your lives without the presence of my witty, sophisticated, intellectual and humorous comments to lighten your day.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have 1.5K notifications to read.