Single ✅Taken ✅Mentally Dating 5 replicas of myself✅
Hey my name is Eskimo Shequisha Joe and I'm an asexual unicorn (disguised as a hermit crab). *Whispers* "Asexuallllls"



█ 10% Stupid
██ 20% Smart
███ 30% Kind
████ 40% Lovable
█████ 50% Funny
██████ 60% Quiet
███████ 70% Awesome
████████ 80% Weird
█████████ 90% Insane
██████████ 100% Asexual
  • JoinedJanuary 22, 2014



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Asexual_Hermit_Crab Asexual_Hermit_Crab Mar 26, 2016 03:29PM
I unfollowed and refollowed everyone who was following me because for some odd reason i had like fifty bagillion people unfollow me lol. 
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