@Ash-TheHadesSpawn
Me after reading a fan fiction about how Regulus Black died and expecting to still go to sleep: :D
Forget Regulus(Baby Black will forever live on in my heart). Rip my sleep schedule lmao
Best part of being an author?
Being an unreliable narrator so you skip over 'minor' details so the actual BBGs(big bad guys) aren't obvious
Me: *comes onto Wattpad to rant about something in Goblet of Fire*
Me: *instead goes on a two paragraph rant about how Draco and Harry were actually gay for each other but refused to admit it because ✨J. K. Rowling is a homophobic bitch ✨*
HAPPY NEW YEARSSSS
@Ash-TheHadesSpawn YESS NZ GETS NEW YEARS A BIT EARLY- HEY AMERICANS HOWS IT FEEL TO BE A YEAR BEHIND
J. K. Rowling: *is h0m0ph0b!c*
Marauders fandom: *clears throat*
Marauders fandom: REMEMBER THAT TIME REMUS STARED AT SIRIUS FOR 40 LINES IN OOTP?
Marauders fandom: REMEMBER HOW IT SPECIFICALLY SAID THAT REMUS STAYED WITH SIRIUS. NOT AT GRIMMAULD PLACE
Marauders fandom: REMEMBER HOW DRACO'S GO-TO TACTIC OF BULLYING IN PRISONER OF AZKABAN WAS BLOWING ORAGAMI BIRDS AT HARRY WITH A KISS
@Ash-TheHadesSpawn dude..... my friend..... pal..... where have u been my entire life??? HONESTLY setting harry and draco aside, even harry and HERMIONE would've made more sense than harry and ginny!
@sadewmiinjtw FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES!!! Harry and Ginny had literally NO chemistry. They never talked other than the Chamber of Secrets scene(where Harry was saving her life) and a few scenes in Half-blood Prince and Deathly Hallows. ALL THE SCENES THEY WERE IN TOGETHER WERE PURELY FOR PLOT. There was NO chemistry between them. Meanwhile Harry and Draco???? Harry comments on the beauty of basically every guy he sees(since the books are kinda from his perspective). Vs he only comments on Ginny and Cho's beauty for the girls. Which is still barely at all. And in my opinion he had NO chemistry with either of them. Ginny for the reasons I said before. And Cho because huh??? She was mourning her boyfriend! That does NOT count as a proper relationship.
@Ash-TheHadesSpawn I KNOW even if most of the time just sounds jealous.... now that i think about it, YES he does comment more on the guys than the gals.... u know? Harry and Draco make a lot more sense than Harry and Ginny.... i dunno if i'll be offending u when i say this but Harry and Ginnay had NO chemistry.... like WHY did they like each other? WHY did it happen? WHAT did they go through? HUH? WHY? WHY does that ship exist?
Greyback after seeing a kid named Remus Lupin: you know what would be really fucking funny?
Friendly reminder: Wolf Wolf the werewolf's patronus is a mother fucking wolf
Me: *existing*
My bestie: *calls me with zero warning*
Me: *confused*
Me: *picks up* what's u-
My bestie: WHAT THE FUCK
Me: ???
My bestie: IS STAR HAVING A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK RN
Me: ???
My bestie: PAGE [number I can't remember]
Me: *goes to page*
Me: oh, yeah. I forgot that happened
Me: wait
Me: *goes a few chapters ahead*
Me: oh shit
My bestie: *confused*
Me: you ship Star and Night right-
My bestie: THE FUCK
Me: *maniac laughter*
Me: THIS IS REVENGE FOR HEARTLESS BI-
(Referring to the Forgermary drama neheheheheh)
A little bit into When Villains Rise:
"No, we're here to ask you about Night," Ringman told him.
[Name] cocked an eyebrow. "I assure you, he's not on drugs either."
Blah blah blah.
"May we come in?" Ibis asked patiently.
"No, but I can come out."
YAYYYYYY. MOMENT OF APPRECIATION FOR NIGHT AND [name]. THEY SHALL BE GAY TOGETHER <3
@The_sunniest_angels Yuan carrying around a sword is one of the LEAST surprising things about WVR. She's a celebrity. And a female. SELF DEFENSE. I'm much more shooketh by the fact that she asked Star for a t o m a t o for lunch
@The_sunniest_angels omg you definitely should!!! Although 90% of it will probably just be different versions of "h o l y s h i t I m i g h t b e g a y" and "Troy is a bitch. Enough said"
@The_sunniest_angels dam. My local supermarket could've been where Star and Night visited and I shall never know whether Night debated stealing the very crackers I am using as my midnight snack
OH
MY
MOTHER
FUCKING
GOD'S
AHHHHHHHHH
MY PARENTS ARE BUYING ME A COPY OF WHEN VILLAINS RISE
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I CAN FINALLY READ A GAY STORY AT SCHOOL THAT ISN'T JUST PERCY JACKSON
@Ash-TheHadesSpawn I don't actually know what book ur talking abt but it has gay in it so YESSSS
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YOU GAY(and ally) BEANS
@Ash-TheHadesSpawn YAY FOR CHRISTMAS >:333 ALSO NZ SUPERIORITY WE GET CHRISTMAS A DAY EARLY-