Ash_CookieMonster

I keep forgetting that I’m sensitive to caffeine, only to remember after bodying nearly 200mg of caffeine and suddenly gaining the ability to hear my heartbeat in my ears and having brain fog. So, that’s fun lol. 

Ash_CookieMonster

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I don’t understand the question of ‘do you prefer tea or coffee’ in personality quizzes. Like bitch, gimme cup of hot cocoa and I’m happy as hell.
          I abhor coffee, and I rarely drink tea, but I will fuck up a hot cocoa any day.

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The rising ‘ma’ epidemic in fanfiction makes me want to chew on concrete, JASON TODD WOULD NOT CALL YOU MA, YOU BITCH. NEITHER WOULD SUGURU GETO. 
          
          If you’re gonna use it, at least use it on a character that’d ACTUALLY call you ‘ma’… I fucking hate that nickname.