Ash_CookieMonster

Making/keeping friends is hard when your friend LEAVES YOU ON DELIVERED FOR 14 HOURS STRAIGHT!

Ash_CookieMonster

          Merry Christmas Eve to those that celebrate it. I hope you get to spend some quality time with your family, blood or chosen, and get to eat some bomb ass food. I also hope that you get the presents you want, and if you don’t get any presents at all, you should get yourself something nice. 
          
          I know the holidays can be a rough time for a lot of people, but just remember that even if you feel alone, you’re not. If you need someone to talk to, the suicide hotline is always open. 
          
          988 is the number for the American Suicide Hotline.
          
          You can also contact the Trevor Project via text, call, or through their websites chat to receive help aimed towards those in the LGBTQ+ community. You can contact them on their website, and find their contact information there. 
          
          I love y’all, and I wish you a happy holidays.

Ash_CookieMonster

I am so desperately craving a fast food cheeseburger right now. Not a smash burger, or a bougie burger, but a burger made with low grade beef, topped with a bun that’ll never go stale, condiments that will make my teeth tingle, and lettuce that tastes like pure chemicals. 
          …I foresee Wendy’s in my near future, because a bitch is desperate.

Ash_CookieMonster

I got sick from cleaning my teenage cousins bedroom. I didn’t even get to finish cleaning his room either because I nearly went into anaphylactic shock from the amount of dust that was in there. 
          Worst part is, I plan on continuing to clean it once I recover from my sickness, but next time I’m wearing a mask while I do it lol.

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I’m still sick as hell, but I am slowly recovering from whatever the fuck this illness is. All I really need to do now is rest my voice and stop yapping so much, which is really, really hard lol.
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I’ve been trying to fall asleep for at least an hour now but I just can’t because I have the song ‘The Less I Know the Better’ by Tame Impala just replaying over and over and over again inside my head.

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I ate a slim Jim and triggered my acid reflux, so sleeping is gonna be even more difficult now.
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This dude is full blown MOANING while he lifts weights. Like, it’s not even subtle either, home dog is full blown moaning like he’s in a strip club and not a gym lmao.

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Apparently I’m not the only one here that’s complained about this guy and his moaning. Cause my gym friend was talking about some ‘moaning guy’ and I was like, ‘the one with brown hair’ and she affirmed that it was him and we had a brief moment of shit talking.
            
            Like, I cannot explain it to you, grunting, groaning, even humming is normal at the gym. But this dude is genuinely moaning and it’s weird asf.
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