I am *cough* you're worst nightmare *cough* (not really)

 Asher. Asher Shade. Nice to meet your acquaintance *tips hat* *hat fall out of hand* Ah, fudge...lemme try dat again.

Hello. I'm Asher Shade. But you can call me Ash for short. And, yes, that is my real name if you were wondering.
Everyone else: 😱 *gasp* you said your real name. Are you insane?!
Yeah, it comes and goes. Anyhow, I've joined Wattpad because, well, I saw it and thought, 'hey! That looks cOoL!!!' so here I am! 😜

I like to think of myself as an evil MaSTeRmiNd 😈, but in reality Imma big softy that want's to be cuddled and loved. I demand cUDdlEs!!! 🤗

I also have a major thing for cats! I have three cats named Oreo, Sir General Furrington and (the new addition to the family) Houdini Yin! They are the love of my life and I will destroy anyone who tries to harm them 🐈

I'm strange (no, not Doctor Strange✨), but don't worry. Stick with me and eventually you'll get used to that.

I am a Demigod! My mother is a beautiful mortal woman whom I love very much. My father is the Greek god Eros, the god of LoVe ❤️ meaning that I also love each and every one of you. I also have fluffy white and black wings ƸӜƷ

I live under a rock. Meaning I don't have social media because I be a sad being that can't be bothered with popularity.

I hAvE a HeaRt, yoU jUst cAN't seE iT!!! I just want friends 😔

My love is like a lit candle. I'm nice and warm, bringing light into the darkness. But if you forget about me, I'll burn you're house down 🔥🔥🔥

My likes~fanfiction, food, sleeping, friends, food, reading, playing video games, food, cats, talking to people and...ooh, did I mention food??! 🍔

My dislikes~annoying people, liars, fake friends, vEgEtAbLEs (is potato a vegetable?), rude/offensive comments, bullies 🥦

Now I shalleth follow a buncha people and hope they follow back 😁

꧁𝑨𝒔𝒉꧂

Why the heck are you still here? Go AwAy!!!