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Wait ah hell nah what in the name of StarClan happened to you Ash? XD

Anybody else here using Windows 95 on an IBM ThinkPad 755c? (This is definitely not meant to find out if any other Clan cat has found out about my secret technology stash) Also, I may or may not be inactive for long time periods because something needs more of my attention, so that's one thing I could say... Now, now, this is definitely not a malicious plan way beyond any of my previously shown capabilities and deeds - I swear to StarClan that it is just peaceful strolls near the lake and relaxing in the cool leaf-fall grass. Maybe, just maybe, Word 97 will unfreeze and let me type a new "book" for you humans and cats here.

ASHFUR COME BACK PLEASE I'M DYING!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST COME BACK EVERYONE IS ABANDONING ME FIRST @RafalStorian AND @queen_of_tlos AND RAE AND NOW YOU TOO??????? COME BACK!!!!!! *dies of  heartbreak*

hi ashy you should do psychology! After watching two videos and deciding that I was stupid, I categorized you as a sociopath! also, squilf tips! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mqzcnmgTPU

How’s this precious child doing?

hey,could u check out my book(coppers story)and rate it?
          (also ashfur HOW DID U GET A PHONE/LAPTOP)

who cursed you? Also, you should add "childhood traumaed" to the list. You know just fine that it isn't COMPLETELY squirrelbrain's fault that you are dead, you know? Although it is mostly her fault.
          
          Crystalshine padded into the leader's den with a box of matches. She takes a lighter and sets the camp on fire.
          "Ashy." Crystalshine mewed, "Enjoy the fireworks."
          "NOOOOO MY GLORIOUS BOX OF SPACESHIP THINGIES HAVE BURNED!!!" Ashy screeched.
          "So, an atomic engine and a hyperspacial button? Because I have no idea about spaceship thingies. Also, I thought you liked arson?" replied Crystalshine, confused.

hello. tis me again. crystalshine has a message for you.
          
          "Ashstar, can you please explain why in the world I spelled something with three s/s? Maybe this is a sign. the next leader of ThunderClan shall be Mossstar.
          Or maybe Mossystar?" wondered Crystalshine, staring into Ashstar's eyes somewhat creepily.

okay, I know I sent out an announcement already, but to be extra annoying I shall announce it here as well...
          LEAFCLAN HAS BEEN UPDATED LIKE 9 TIMES IN RAPID SUCCESSION >:)
           I don't have anything left in storage, so updates will be slower.

“You spelled rejected wrong on your profile.” mewed Crystalshine, the cat spellchecker, “It’s not regected, it's rejected!”
          Crystalshine storms off angrily, the turns back.
          “Hey, Ashy? How do you type? Do you force some poor Twoleg to do it, do you just have really really small paws, do you secretly have fingers, or did you somehow find a keyboard with enormous keys?” questioned Crystalshine, tilting her head in wonder.
          She then proceeded to storm off angrily the way she had meant to the first time…