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hi ashy you should do psychology! After watching two videos and deciding that I was stupid, I categorized you as a sociopath! also, squilf tips! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mqzcnmgTPU

How’s this precious child doing?

hey,could u check out my book(coppers story)and rate it?
          (also ashfur HOW DID U GET A PHONE/LAPTOP)

who cursed you? Also, you should add "childhood traumaed" to the list. You know just fine that it isn't COMPLETELY squirrelbrain's fault that you are dead, you know? Although it is mostly her fault.
          
          Crystalshine padded into the leader's den with a box of matches. She takes a lighter and sets the camp on fire.
          "Ashy." Crystalshine mewed, "Enjoy the fireworks."
          "NOOOOO MY GLORIOUS BOX OF SPACESHIP THINGIES HAVE BURNED!!!" Ashy screeched.
          "So, an atomic engine and a hyperspacial button? Because I have no idea about spaceship thingies. Also, I thought you liked arson?" replied Crystalshine, confused.

hello. tis me again. crystalshine has a message for you.
          
          "Ashstar, can you please explain why in the world I spelled something with three s/s? Maybe this is a sign. the next leader of ThunderClan shall be Mossstar.
          Or maybe Mossystar?" wondered Crystalshine, staring into Ashstar's eyes somewhat creepily.

okay, I know I sent out an announcement already, but to be extra annoying I shall announce it here as well...
          LEAFCLAN HAS BEEN UPDATED LIKE 9 TIMES IN RAPID SUCCESSION >:)
           I don't have anything left in storage, so updates will be slower.

“You spelled rejected wrong on your profile.” mewed Crystalshine, the cat spellchecker, “It’s not regected, it's rejected!”
          Crystalshine storms off angrily, the turns back.
          “Hey, Ashy? How do you type? Do you force some poor Twoleg to do it, do you just have really really small paws, do you secretly have fingers, or did you somehow find a keyboard with enormous keys?” questioned Crystalshine, tilting her head in wonder.
          She then proceeded to storm off angrily the way she had meant to the first time…

hello, tis fall break right now... 
          die squilf
          also, so in writing there's this thing called a Mary Sue, basically the character is OBVIOUSLY the author's favorite, doesn't die, has 500 friends, breaks all the rules (warrior code) but doesn't get any actual consequences, rules don't apply here, many famous relatives, also famous...
          
          
          or you could just sum it up by saying Squirrelflight.

congrats, you have won one million free matchboxes. dont ask...........
          I am totally not supporting forest fires right now..........
          yeah, totally............
          also no idea what happened with the periods............
          ashy...........................

i feel sorry because of scourge x ashfur and hawkfrost x ashfur. Also, congrats! You are now Crystalshine's mate! Don't ask. Just go read Stupid Kits (unashamed slef-advertisement). Don't worry though. Squilf still dies. Soon. anyway, when's the wedding betweem Crystalshine and Ashfur?