AshfurXPS

100 followers… Sure was a long time on this platform. Thank you to everybody!
          	While there are certain… OTHER… things I need to focus on (definitely not another villain arc where I give even MORE cats PTSD), there is a possibility that I might resume writing later on!

AshfurXPS

100 followers… Sure was a long time on this platform. Thank you to everybody!
          While there are certain… OTHER… things I need to focus on (definitely not another villain arc where I give even MORE cats PTSD), there is a possibility that I might resume writing later on!

skitmasterbutevil

ashfur why are you on wattpad? what are you planning?

skitmasterbutevil

also reichtangle cannot into space, I finally got the reference
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AshfurXPS

@skitmasterbutevil Uhhh… No, I guess? IMPERSONATION!!! Identity theft!!1!
            Or am I just shattered across time and space, meaning there is multiple of “me”, each struggling to associate themselves with what is left of the memories and thoughts from our previous life?
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skitmasterbutevil

YES. Finally, penetration!
            btw are you in any way connected to u/_Ashfur on reddit?
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DaVillainSociety

ummm ashfur how did you get a wattpad account?

AshfurXPS

@DaVillainSociety Like the thing you use to write stories I guess
            Why and how did I get a Wattpad account, also, isn't even your business
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DaVillainSociety

define "imagination"
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Spottedfern628

Why didn’t you get revenge on Bramblestar? Instead of making Squirrelflight feel pain??? You could’ve been a perfect new revenge kitty!!

AshfurXPS

@Spottedfern628 Didn't I, uh, already do that? Or is literally forcing somebody out of their body and impersonating them while being absolutely horrid to everybody they knew considered unsuitable as revenge now?
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AshfurXPS

Anybody else here using Windows 95 on an IBM ThinkPad 755c? (This is definitely not meant to find out if any other Clan cat has found out about my secret technology stash) Also, I may or may not be inactive for long time periods because something needs more of my attention, so that's one thing I could say... Now, now, this is definitely not a malicious plan way beyond any of my previously shown capabilities and deeds - I swear to StarClan that it is just peaceful strolls near the lake and relaxing in the cool leaf-fall grass. Maybe, just maybe, Word 97 will unfreeze and let me type a new "book" for you humans and cats here.

AshfurXPS

@-iceheart72- Uhh… Ignore the StarClan part. Anyways, didn’t think you would be back…
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-iceheart72-

@AshfurXP 
            Hi Ashfur, why will you swear up to StarClan? XD
            How r u?
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AshfurXPS

@DaVillainSociety How do you call *that* a proper computer?! It doesn’t even run Windows 95!
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DaVillainSociety

ASHFUR COME BACK PLEASE I'M DYING!!!!!!! I'LL DO ANYTHING JUST COME BACK EVERYONE IS ABANDONING ME FIRST @RafalStorian AND @queen_of_tlos AND RAE AND NOW YOU TOO??????? COME BACK!!!!!! *dies of  heartbreak*

DaVillainSociety

LE GASP yay you are still here!!!!!!!! *throws overly dramatic party* LE GASP
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