Bread Queen

I feel so nauseous and I have to go on a plane in a few hours. I’m not looking forward to this. I swear I’m going to get even more sick. 

Ok after I cried my sister promised me Chinese food

I saw my siblings watching the Percy Jackson movie and I was upset that they were watching it without me so then I joined them and I kept sEEING EVERYTHING THAT WAS WRONG WITH THE MOVIE AND IT MADE ME ANGRY
          
          LIKE I HEARD IT WAS BAD BUT I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS THAT BAD
          
          So then my sister change the channel and I got even more upset mostly because she said “calm down, and stop complaining! It’s annoying, I don’t care about whatever you’re saying”
          
          She’s such a hypocrite, like she’s the oNE WHO KEEPS COMPLAINING ABOUT THINGS NONE OF US CARE ABOUT AND YET I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT BECAUSE “It’s rude to ignore someone when they’re talking to you”
          
          
          
          (Those assholes just came into my room telling me they put the channel back on and then had then changed the subject to leftovers Chinese food to which I screamed at them because apparently they got it yesterday WITHOUT ME WHEN I’VE BEEN TELLING THEN I’VE BEEN CRAVING IT FOR TWO WEEKS)
          
          In conclusion I will be embarrassing them in front of our relatives who will be visiting us tomorrow. I also hope that their nipples grow thicc eyebrows so then they will have trouble explaining that to their spouse

Ok so I’m not supposed to have Fast Food right now because the doctors said I have a stomach virus
          
          So when my mom asked if I wanted Wendy’s I reminded her that I’m not allowed
          
          
          So then she goes “then ask them to give it to you slowly.” And she just laughed it while I was still in shock because my parents don’t ever make jokes.
          
          My dad never said a dad joke so I was really surprised when my mom said a dad joke

MY MOM MADE A MOM JOKE

Sometimes I hate reading because I will just be minding my own business and be all like “oh the characters are going to have such a happy ending! I hope-” THEN I BAM! ANXIETY! Then I KNOW that something is going to happen and I just get to scared to continue reading because I don’t know if it’s going to be second hand embarrassment or they are going to die and then I continue reading after like 4 days and the next thing I know they are fALLING OFF A CLIFF AND THEN THE BOOK JUST ENDS THERE
          
          So yeah I can’t handle second hand embarrassment or sad things because I cry

I’m reading a sad fanfic and my mom is in the same room as me so now I got to have my face hidden because I’m crying 

Me: *laughs and points* Haha, you’re so screwed
          
          My reflection in the mirror: *sighs* I know...
          
          
          ....I’m lonely.....

Me: yeah I’m a Slytherin
          
          Friend: really? Cause you seem like a Hufflepuff to me! Your to nice and care about people!
          
          Me: BECAUSE I’M NOT ALOUD TO FIGHT PEOPLE AT SCHOOL CAUSE MY MUM WON’T LET ME

Note to self- on my birthday, make sure that the tall kids get to hit the piñata first, then the short kids
          
          And make the kids fight each other
          
          Let it be war