Hey Am Ashley ( i realized nobody had time to read my long ass paragraph about my life ) am 25 years old and blah blah blah i have nothing else to say so am just going to sing a song now  
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

Oh My
Mercy quite stylish 

And maybe I seem a bit confused
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!

But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs

They're callin' again.