Yo wassup? 
My name is Ashley (quite obviously) and I'm sure no one is reading this so yea.

I'm just going to say puns so run while you can because this place is about to Get LIT. 

But seriously, I have to ASHE you a question because it's just BURNING me up! 

I mean, I know its HOT in here and you are pretty TINDER but jeez.....


I guess your not up to my MATCH but that's fine, I'll just use a knife to CUT INTO YOUR FUNNY BONE.

Even though people call me SHARP, I just can't get a
 HANDLE ON this description so that's a thing.

Anyways, it was KNIFE TO MEET YOU BUT I better be going.

See ya kid!