(Y/n): Hello to all! And happy Thanksgiving! Ash was supposed to join me here but I couldn’t find him. Now what I'm thankful for is an awesome family, a kick-a$$ fireteam, some pretty friends I got here and from the stars, and my darling Asuka!
Ash then bursts in hurt and wearing a Christmas suit.
Ash: (Y/n), get out of here!
(Y/n): What why?
???: PADORU PADORU
Ash/(Y/n): AHHH!!
(A/n): And then they were wrapped up and put into boxes until Christmas morning. Or something *closes the book and tosses it into the fire. Anyway I’m still alive and still writing Happy Thanksgiving to you all!!