Male witch... Or wizard of you prefer. I'm not an oath breaker so don't call me a Warlock. The correct term for a witch regardless of gender is 'Witch'.

Continuing with this About Section:

I'm about 6' tall. I weigh about 180. I have about most of my beard being white while about all of the head on my head is youthful brown.
 
I'm about as gay as I can be, but I'm uncertain about getting involved again...my last relationship was 14.5 years and it was a great relationship until he did  the most annoying sound ever... Ya know, Breathing. 

Anyway, if you seek a guy to annoy with persistent breathing, you'll have to tell me what annoys you so we can both about have conniption fits.

Do I write...? Look up, I tend to be verbose.