What's up, welcome to my crappy profile kid. You lost? Need directions to a better profile? Well sorry, but I'm kinda busy burying Jeff at the moment. You want to help? Grab that pan, and if he wakes up, just hit him with it. He'll go down again.

He isn't very happy. He found my fanfiction file on my iPad. Let's just say, he needs a little underground therapy. And while he's buried, I can get some sleep. No more random 3 AM texts Jeffy!

Also, if you can't hit him with a pan, blow dandelion seeds at him. He starts sneezing and it is so funny. 

Alright, just toss him in the hole! Yup, just like that. Thanks for the help!

Ashoun(The Girl Who Totally Didn't Kill Him)