Mosiyak Asher

I'm sipping some of my grandpa's old moonshine out of a baby bottle and writing fnaf fanfiction
          Where the hell did I go wrong in life

NY CRUNCH GIT A SUIT OH GOD IM GAY IM SO GAY AND I HAVENT EVEN SEEN IT

If you have a naturally scratchy/raspy voice I will be head over fucking heels for you and follow you around like a lost puppy. I can't explain how much I love voices like that (especially in women oml) it's cute and attractive at the same time but not like sexually I don't know what I'm saying anymore bro I
          Please marry me I f you have that voice please I will literally dehumanize myself for you pleaspelsepelaspelaspLEASE JUST MARRY ME ALREADY IM TAKING SUVMISSIONS /HJ 

I feel like putting that on my tl is gonna come back to bite me in the dick later

My tits aren't giving me dysphoriya for once what the fuck 
          They're like Lil human stress balls and they wibbel
          I knew I likes tits on OTHER PEOPLE but on me?
          Maybe I'll ask my surgeon to turn it into a stress ball for me when I get them lobbed off

You're so emo its not even funny

There's something that's meowing exactly like my cat (she has a really distinct meow) outside my window
          The thing is she's on my lap and she's looking at the window too
          UhHh

Somebody please fucking help me. Save me from this inescapable hell I was unrightfully dragged into. I'm so close to tearing my goddamn ears from, not only my flesh, but my internal organs. Please save me I don't deserve this. I don't care hoe many fights I have been involved in, any of the unlawful activities I have indulged in, none of the times I've told someone to unalive in middle school. I. DO. NOT. DESERVE. THIS. 
          HELP ME

I hate spring break so much 
          I really went for the last half day (today) and my dad's car decided "hm let's break down'" so my mom picked me up early and like
          I already miss my classmates and teachers
          It's been 5 fucking minutes
          What the fuck am I going to do come /SUMMER/ Break?!

I fear I may be British