H.E.L.L.O Welcome to this thingy... *tries to think of a classy name to call it but fails*

During this time we'll take you to all sorts of crappy places, (not literally) introduce you to different people (also not literally) and turn you into someone who basically lives on the internet in search of a life (that would be literally).

We've been corrupted... now it's your turn *cue creepy smile*