I am Jorge. I am not tall, I am not short. I am nor fat or slim. I have hair. My eyes ahhhhhh my eyes, they are wonderful. I am a funny person, but only when I tell jokes, or fall or pretty much most of the time.... I fall often...

I know everything. Ask me anything and I will answer. I have advice on all things. I know who will win the Super Bowl, the World Cup, The Indi 500,the muggle Quidditch world championship, how many metals each country will get in the Olympics, the NABF, the masters, World serious,Derbyshire World Toe Wrestling Championships, the grand national. All these things are known!

So ask me.Ask me anything.