I hope to one day be a master of all memes. Now, to do this, there are a few easy steps that a professional memelord buddy of mine told me to complete. These are the 10 MEME COMMANDMENTS:
1. Be able to recite the Bee Movie script
2. Be able to make the face of at least one NON-CANCEROUS meme
3. Befriend AT LEAST 3 memelords (the more the merrier)
4. Be able to identify a cancerous meme from a non-cancerous meme
5. Realize that Ken Bone's 15 minutes of fame are over and that Bad Luck Brian isn't funny (see step 4 for more on cancerous memes)
6. Realize that Random DOESN'T equal funny (Thanks JacksFilms for reinforcing this rule)
7. Never get your memes from Tumblr or Facebook
8. Remember that the Bee Movie script will never not be funny and will never be an inappropriate comment on ANYTHING
9. Use Comic Sans as your font of choice whenever it is available
10. (MOST IMPORTANT) NEVER post a cancerous meme (Also never think of putting minions in your memes unless you're a soccer mom.
There you go guys, the 10 Meme Commandments. I will soon write a book covering stock photo memes, the art of meming, and a list of cancerous memes (Note: It won't be a full list because that's impossible), and how to correctly pray to our memelord of choice (the book will cover the four main memelord groups and praying directions for each one). Thank you for reading.
- JoinedDecember 4, 2016
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