Hey I'm AssassinSurfer, Call me Surf
She/her
Godly parent: Apollo
Hogwarts house: Gryffindor
Patronus: Lynx
Team Edward (only so I can have Jacob for myself)
Team Damon (but team Stefan for books)
My favourite song is Complicated by Avril Lavigne & I Did Something Bad by Taylor Swift
Favourite TV Show: Ginny & Georgina
Favourite School Subject: PE
Favourite hobby: Sketching or playing guitar

I may not update for a but even when active because I'm doing a lot of character development and lore on a seperate non-online book. Also my life can go through sh*t stages occasionally so I may not be in the mood.

I am LGBTQIA+ safe! Several of my friends identity with at least one trait. Like seriously, I couldn't care less and I respect it! 

I am also a Demigod. Hopefully the monsters don't see this and track me down. ☀️ ♆ DΣMIGΩD! ♆

1. You LOVE books
2. You are either a human, elf, god, witch, or an other creature that talks.
3. You are lower than 50 years old
4. You are reading this 
5. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips
7. You just attempted to do it
8. You are laughing at yourself
9. You skipped number 6
10. You just checked to see if there was a number 6
11. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did too
12. You are now going to copy and paste this onto your profile to see who else falls for it as well || alkarkoulia !

FYI Fitzphie is not a thing here. I repeat: It is not a thing. If it is to you; you may be suffering from the mental syndrome of FZS. It will poison your mind. The only cure is changing to Team Foster-Keefe. Put this on your profile if you agree with me. Soon we shall cure everyone!
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This is Bob. Bob says hello.
Copy and paste him everywhere you can.
Soon he will take over the world || Kinkajou2828
My current guys:
Keefe
Tam (don't disrespect Tam, or Keefe, I will fight you)
Four (Tobias Eaton)
Newt
Oliver Wood
Jacob Black
Desmond Miles (I'm crying....)