Su Alteza Leila Isabela Ortega de Charles, Hija de Sabiduria, heredera de la tormenta, Princess del mundo otro, guardiana de la leyenda.

My name is Leila,
Anxiety is awful
I want my brain back.

Me? A bisexual disaster. An absolute mess of a Latina. 
Distract me with your half-spun lies and tales of children who slip out in the night.

My username isn't completely accurate, but I could totally kill if you if I tried. I probably won't.
("what, kill me?"
"No. Try.")

A List.
It's All a Bit Blurry- Tuesday and Thursday
Can't Be Dark- Whenever it Pleases me.
A Tale of Two Champions- I Will Inform Thee If I release a Second Faery Tale
I Met A Superhero- It's Done. Over.
The Bureau of Existence- Never or Perhaps the Second Monday of Next January.
This has been an update schedule.
(Feel free to read that in the voice of Cecil Gershwin Palmer.)

You need to lower your standards 'cause it's never getting better than this.
Oh, and mind the gap.