Assthxtic

Anyone still alive?

Lemonsareswaggy

Logged into my old wattpad account after not being on for years and Jesus Christ- I cannot believe I was proud of the MALFOY X READER I WROTE- AND PROUDLY SHOWED YOU  (This is Selina btw) haven’t seen you since I moved but I hope you’re doing alright and that school is treating you well!

Assthxtic

Taboo quotes: 
          
          Me: *sees the word handcuffs and has 5 seconds left* "It's for kinky time!"
          Sister: "HANDCUFFS"
          Mother: *Is very, very, confused and is ready to beat someone* 
          -
          Mother: *Has the word 'Twins'* "When you're pregnant, but it's not one. It's two."
          Me, knowing the word anyway: "An accident."
          Mother: *Can't stop laughing and has at least a good few seconds left*