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Thunder shat in my laundry basket
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A LITTLE MYNAH CAME TO MY HOUSE DURING THE RAIN IM NAMING IT THUNDER
They took something from the trash and went off after flying around for a bit
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Went to the Nether to explore
Less then a minute in, a zombie fell on me, a creeper exploded behind me and I fell in lava. Luckily I had a totem..
Never again.
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Greek mythology headcanons.
As the 4 seasons are caused by Demeter being too depressed to work due to Persephone being in the underworld, I headcanon that after seeing the agriculture in southeast-asia, she got happy and worked here and that is why we are always summer and spring. Due to this, Zeus had to take over but he can't really control the seasons that way and instead he just made rain for half the year and thus the monsoon season
yes i have been doing agriculture in social studies and yes i stayed up last night reading about Persephone and Demeter im sorry @AbyssWEclipse
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My classmates convinced my teacher to play APT and as she was playing it, a thunder struck from our left.
You know what that means in witchcraft? The gods approve
And when we were watching a video of our childhood show, the thunder came from our right, meaning beware
(got into witchcraft stuff and is now a nerd)
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@AbyssWEclipse a thunder came behind me right before i read this message what does THAT mean now
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@AstaHolmes bruh that dang song was playing during the P4 Interclass Games I was so annoyed 45 minutes later my class got 4th out of 5th place
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It’s the end of the school year
Generate me sassy responses to get back at my bullies -due to quadrobics- so I can fight back next year
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my mom: how can anyone finish three body problem?
me: at the start there is some cultural revolution parts. its a bit boring but important for wen jie' character. afterwards its interesting
her: you know the cultural revolution??
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my mom just asked me for the link of three body problem read online
hehe my plan is workingggg
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basically she told me to read chinese so i read three body problem chinese version
She never read it and i've been trying to get her into it
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I just got a shot and my only thought is "How tf am I gonna play games like I use wasd my right hand is for the mouse"
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the only chinese thing I have willingly read this year is the Art of War and its the only chinese thing i willingly read for like the past 3 years so thank you technoblade