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GUYS I’M STILL HERE I PROMISE 

Guys is mayonnaise an instrument

Hey guys!!! 
          
          I just wanted to apologize for all my radio-silence. I really have no excuses for why I haven’t updated in a billion years, or even bothered to update anyone on anything at all. 
          
          So, yeah… I’m really sorry about that. I want to thank you guys for always being there to support me, and read my stuff. Those comments you leave? They mean a lot to me. 
          
          I honestly just got super sidetracked and distracted with other stuff. On top of that, it’s really difficult to focus on writing for some reason. My brain just hates me, and cannot do it lol. It takes me a lot of time and effort to write, and I hate it. I wanna be able to just get it all done quick, ya know? But at the same time, I want it to be perfect and come out just right. 
          
          Yeah, there really isn’t a good reason for me to not be updating. 
          
          On that note… I AM still working on my fanfic! Lol
          Hasn’t been cancelled. This is something I’m really passionate about, and so it would hurt me to cancel it when I’ve already put so much thought, and creative energy into it. It unfortunately is just taking a while… a long while. 
          
          That’s my bad. 
          
          To anyone who read this (if anyone is reading lol) I wanna say thank you! And also that I’m sorry for being so absent and quiet. I hope you have a good day!!! Thank you! 

Dude, it’s almost done. I’m just taking forever 

Hey guys!
          
          For anyone wondering why I haven’t updated ‘HIT ‘EM WITH YOUR BEST SHOT’, for like… Yeesh, over TWO months? 
          
          I have no excuses, just got distracted. BUT I already have some work finished for the second chapter, and I am hoping to resume soon. 
          
          Thanks to anyone who reads my stories (don’t know why you put yourself through that), and anyone reading this. 
          
          That’s uhhh, all for now. Bye! 

I’m still alive

I did it

Hey guys!!! 
          
          Just wanted to thank you all again for being patient with me and my writing 
          
          I know I’ve been talking like a million years to even release anything yet 
          
          
          Anyway…. Thank you all for being here! I really appreciate it! 

I’m doing it guys

Hey guys! 
          
          If any of you saw my last announcement or whatever-the-heck-you-call-it, then you can probably recall me saying I’d have the next chapter out in like, “within the next 2 days”. You’d also be aware of how that never happened. 
          
          I wanna’ apologize about lying, and about the late chapter (and how large of gaps there’s been in between my posting, anyway). Truth is, I’ve just been incredibly discouraged from writing lately. I’ve got all the ideas DOWN; I just can’t put it down. I really wanted this to be something everyone could enjoy together, but I feel like I’ve just been letting everyone down (not to be melodramatic, I know.) 
          
          That being said, I don’t know when the next chapter (chapter 10) will be out. I really hate to say any of this, but I just wanted to be honest, and once again apologize for the lack of updates. You’ve all been incredibly kind, and I can’t thank you enough for it. I wish I could give you guys something in return, but it’s been kind of a struggle. I’m really sorry about that.
          
          TLDR; I’m sorry for all the slack in my writing. But, I appreciate everyone who’s been here to see my writing. Thank you all so much, and I hope you have a good day.
          
          Anyway… that’s kinda’ it. Uh, bye!