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Don't you miss those mornings where your mom would gently wake you up every morning? "Wakey Wakey, sunshine. Wake up! You've got school today," and you'd wipe open your eyes to look forward to a day of school. Now, it's more "HEY. WAKE UP, YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO GET READY FOR ANOTHER 8 HOURS OF SUFFERING."
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Holy moly. Not only do I have to spend an hour creating a cruddy cover for my writing, but to use that word processor? Man, I love this app. Thanks Christine. 

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Interests: I like writing, reading, and drinking Jolly Rancher water-flavoring. Fantasy is my favorite genre by far. The thought of a world where the only limit is the expanse of your imagination is just plain amazing. Horror is also a favorite of mine, except if it's gore-y or..hyper realistic? 

Dislikes: I am not a fan of romance. Especially if it's teen romance. I absolutely hate poetry- it's a lazy way to express that breakfast you had those years ago. I don't like fanfiction all that much, unless it's well-written. There's a whole section for Vampires? Don't even get me started.

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Why follow me? I 'unno, actually. You may follow me because I'm a decent writer, or maybe because my profile picture sparked an interest, or maybe because I mentioned breakfast in that last paragraph and I just reminded you to get that food out of the oven...you're welcome.

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"Seriously? Did you just fall asleep on me? Be right back, I'm getting the water spray." *Frantically wakes up and dashes out of bed*