
Augurey2000
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In my Big Time Rush era and I’ve become emotionally attached to Carlos “attached to his hockey helmet in a way that is nowhere near neurotypical” Garcia. I took one look at that corn dog obsessed freak and said “pikachu, I choose you!” Also: -Logan is pookie (and also super horny for Camille) -Kendall’s element of harmony is “I don’t give a shit about your opinion” -James has better lashes than me and I’m jealous -Kelly is literally carrying, give the girl a break -Griffin should be in prison because he wouldn’t delete that video clip where Kendall’s swim trunks fell down (Bro is a MINOR and y’all refused to delete a clip showing his asscrack? PRISON!!)