gayforregina
HIHII U SEEM COOL
Augurey2000
@gayforregina bro I stayed up until 1 am this morning reading Megamind/Roxanne Ritchi fanfic
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Hey guys what in the actual fuck is Michael Sheen
Augurey2000
I thought Good Omens was a cute little show about a cute little angel and his demon boyfriend who’s secretly soft, but it’s actually about a cute little angel and his demon boyfriend who’s NOT AT ALL subtle about his softness, but with sad and I don’t like sad
Augurey2000
It’s about a demon and an angel working together to stop the apocolypse even though heaven and hell want to start the apocolypse. They’ve known each other for thousands of years, and they’ve fallen in love, but it’s all complicated because it’s ✨forbidden✨
Angel_Huge_Fangirl
@Augurey2000 Hayo! Im confused ! I’ve never heard of Good Omens! What is that show about?
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Just cleaned up two piss puddles from my elderly dog who’s kidneys are failing then I accidentally knocked over a plant and the pot it was in smashed all over the floor and I swear to god I’ll have a breakdown if one more thing happens-
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I was so stressed that day, but today, I’d totally clean a piss puddle if it meant I could give her one more hug
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In my Big Time Rush era and I’ve become emotionally attached to Carlos “attached to his hockey helmet in a way that is nowhere near neurotypical” Garcia. I took one look at that corn dog obsessed freak and said “pikachu, I choose you!”
Also:
-Logan is pookie (and also super horny for Camille)
-Kendall’s element of harmony is “I don’t give a shit about your opinion”
-James has better lashes than me and I’m jealous
-Kelly is literally carrying, give the girl a break
-Griffin should be in prison because he wouldn’t delete that video clip where Kendall’s swim trunks fell down (Bro is a MINOR and y’all refused to delete a clip showing his asscrack? PRISON!!)
Augurey2000
My dad to me to contribute to the household today. I was like yeah sure, also did you know people ship Draco and Harry from Harry Potter?
Then my dad looked at me for a long time and said “that’s the opposite of what I just told you to do”
Mart3misShSj
hey girlll, i was looking at our page (btw: gongrats on that long-but-especific-and-good bio!) and i noticed we like a lot of thing in common!
i saw you when you replied to my comment on "stage fright", and, what a good taste of yours
have a great day, ill see you around (on fanfictions we both read and probably on your own)
bye
beanlottea5
hi!! i was stalking your profile and noticed that you're a julie and the phantoms lover (and jeremy shada lover) same here!!!
ANYWAYS you seem so cool!! Have a great day ♡♡
Augurey2000
Idk how I didn’t see this, but thank you so much! I’m autistic and really blunt and I struggle to hold friends, so seeing someone think I’m cool makes me really happy. I didn’t think anyone thought I was cool. Thank you, this made my week.
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Y’all they did it we can like comments let’s goooo
Augurey2000
I swear that I’m working on How To Be a Demigod I’m just procrastinating at the same time