@Aurumnbird Lol, same!
Hmm... So it can be worn, but it's not jewelry, and it's not clothes... Do hats count as clothes? Maybe they got you an ugly hat.
Ooh, or maybe you've secretly been royalty your whole life, but you didn't know it until your "unexpected visitor" showed up, gave you a *tiara* and told you the country needed you to come rule. Except you don't want the throne. (;