OutbackRedhead

Why the fuck do some guys wear their pants below their ass ?????

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          BODY ONCE TOLD ME

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK MY CRUSH ASKED MY BEST FRIEND OUT ?????

Where the hell do you get nice boob covers ???

Hullo ?? Anyone here ?? Feeling lonely, send help ( and ice cream )

ARE THERE NO BOYS ON WATTPAD ??

NEW BIO  !!!!
          
          Thoughts ?

Unhinged lyrics I loved ;
          
          °• I brought a knife to a gun fight •°
          
          •° Your car drove itself from L.A. to her thighs ?°•
          
          °• Heartbreak is one thing, my ego’s another, I beg you don’t embarrass me motherf*cker °•
          
          
          Can you guess where they’re from ? ;)

 HELP 
          
          
          My best friend broke up and she is hella depressed 
          
          WHAT DO I DO ???????

Oi, what’s up, legends?! So, I was out there, ya know, just doin’ my thing – havin’ a grand ol’ time, ridin' some waves like a proper Aussie queen, when outta nowhere—BAM! 
          
          There he was
          
           My crush
          
           On a surfboard
          
          Just... casually shredding the same wave as me. (⊙○⊙)
          
          I nearly ate it, right? I’m talkin’ face-first into the salty sea, panicking like a kangaroo on a trampoline. I tried to play it cool, but I swear my heart was doing the Macarena. Like, are you serious right now, universe? You couldn’t give me a heads up?!
          
          So now I’m stuck in this wild dilemma: 
          
          Do I pretend I meant to almost die in front of him, or do I just pull a full “whoops, I’m just really that good at surfing”? Help, I need advice. 
          
          Stay tuned ‘cause this Aussie girl might just need a whole new strategy.
          
          Catch ya later, if I don’t drown first. XD