"I've been thinking of becoming an anime protagonist lately" - Wilbur Soot
"Stop aggressively caressing Rick Astley" - Ranboo
"So you would abolish Jesus Christ to save stan culture?" - TommyInnit
"Jack, I don't wanna hear about Jaws while I'm holding a nuclear war head" - Tubbo
"🎶Little baby Jesus has screwed us for the last time🎶" - Tubbo
"In fact, I will classify this Dream SMP server as a national threat" - Obama
 "Down with the revolution boys! It was never meant to be....." -Eret
"YEAH DADDY DREAM!" -Wilbursoot
"Eret listen, and I mean this in the nicest way possible... YOU FUCKED UP..." -Tommyinnit
"Sorry wife I gotta go fight crime." -Philza
"Do you want to be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!" -Technoblade
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SUCK IT GREEN B OOOO Y!" -Wilbursoot
"Just killed a woman, Feeling good" -Tommyinnit
"I'm so high right now" -Tubbo

"I heard there was a special place... where men could go to emancipate.... the brutality and the tyranny of the rulers.... well this place is real you need'nt fret with Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Fuck Eret.... it's a very big and no blown up L'manberg... My L'manberg.... My L'manberg... My L'manberg... My L'maaaaaaaaanberg." -Wilbursoot

"Tommy, the thing is, you're using words... but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence, and we've had that conversation. We've spoken that language in the pit. It's over, Tommy. Onto a new day. A new plot to destroy Manberg." -Technoblade

"I have dyslexic" -Fundy
"Just Created a religion, Feeling enlightened" -Tommyinnit
"Revolution waits for no man" -Technoblade

"I heard there was a special place... where men could go to emancipate.... the brutality and the tyranny of the rulers.... well this place is real you need'nt fret with Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo, Fuck Eret.... it's a very big and no blown up L'manberg... My L'manberg.... My L'manberg... My L'manberg... My L'maaaaaaaaanberg." -Wilbursoot