#Storytime
Bro, you know —I’m bored literally all the time, like life itself is some joke.
One time, I was typing in our group chat to my friends, “ok bata” (ok, tell me), and autocorrect turned it into “ok kutta” (ok dog). And everyone saw it. They were like, “Did you just call Vanshika a dog?” Then Sakshi jumps in: “Bro, it’s not dog, it’s a dogess, don’t mix up gender!” (she meant female dog)
So I tried apologizing and typed: “No bro, I meant 'ok bata' autocorrect messed it up into ‘ok kutta’”—and guess what? Autocorrect AGAIN turned it into: “Yes bro, I meant 'ok kutta'” Like… WTF autocorrect? Are you trying to publicly humiliate me?
Yaar, autocorrect is literally life’s way of saying: “you’re bored, let me make it worse.”
Autocorrect is out here living rent-free in our lives, turning mundane group chats into full-blown comedy horror shows. Honestly, I need a support group for people whose phones keep sabotaging them.