MEAT IN A CAN

Did you die

wow i spent all day eating potato chips and drinking cider that i'm prtty sure is expired i wonder why i feel like shit

balls to the wall to the dick to the teeth

i beer you trash

surveys keep rejecting my participation because i don't have enough money for my opinion to be of value, but i'm only taking the surveys to get money in the first place. real catch 22. if i had enough money for gucci or $90 sweatpants or a brand new nintendo switch oled, i wouldn't be answering questions about toothpaste for 10 cents

fuck, i was asked if i've ever taken a "speed awareness course", imagine my surprise when i saw the next question was asking about reckless driving

help im'm triapped in a island

fucking ew man

close your eyes near a window so you can see the inside of your eyelids where it looks really red and stare at it for long enough that it starts to look white (or like blueish gray, think overcast sky), when you open your eyes everything will be green/blue tinted like in an action movie for like 2-3 minuets

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