Satan's personal lapcat

AHHH-
          
          OK OK OK, I KNOW I SAID I'D POST THE NEW CHAPTER ON SATURDAY, BUT I LOST MY PLOT LINE IDEA, SO I HAD TO START OVER. HAHA- YEAH. (I love how I'm apologizing like people actually read these, lmmfao)

YOOO! IM COMING OFF OF MY FOUR MONTH LONG HIATUS! I'll try to post something by Saturday. (Posting this comment on a Thursday)

I was dead
          But I'm alive now. 
          I apologize ☠️☠️

ahh, im done writing for a bit. i lost alot of my motivation and i can't think of any ideas to write. of course, my requests are always open. i might not update  for a while, depending on circumstances. but yeah, im going on hiatus.

I JUST SH-T MYSELF-
          MY CAT HOPPED ONTO MY FOCKING DOOR, LIKE THE TOP PART! AND NOW SHE'S STUCK....

should i make a hello kitty fanfic?
          but add a bit of...
          -^~Gore~^-??? :D

mkay, i ran out of ideas for what to post in my oneshots book, so im going to be updating the ones i have posted, aka, fixing grammar, adding more details and length, making some things more accurate, and so on. :D soo....requests are always open, ASIDE FROM THE ONE PERSON WHO KEEPS ON ASKING FOR GORDAN RHAMSEY X BABATOS... REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR ALL EXEPT YOU. anyways, good day/ night/ idkcuzistoppedstalkingpeople :D

If you could rate your parents, on a scale, on how annoying they are,
          what would you rate them?
          _/10
          personally, 19/10.
          SHE CALLS ME MR.GARRISON FROM SOUTH PARK- 
          AND INSTEAD OF SAYING PLEASE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?!
          SHE SQUEALS IN A BABY VOICE AND SAYS " PEAS AND CAWWOTS "
          I CAN'T- 
          I JUST WANNA 

okay, you're a robber, but you can only rob people of things that mildly inconvenience them. what you taking?
          im taking the tv remotes... all of them..

AHHGEHFLK
          I...
          HATE...
          MOPHISTO-
          BUT SOMEONE JUST REQUESTED SOMETHING WITH HIM ON DISCORD.
          THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME DETAILS AS TO WHAT THEY WANTED, SO NOW IM DYING.
          ANY IDEAS FOR ME AND THIS SH*TTY DEMON? :D