AverageBoredFurry

Had my first completely random stranger who doesn't even know me message me today. They were an artist offering to draw for me for a small fee. 
          
          I declined because I'm poor. 

Merry Christmas! From me, all my characters, and my online personalities. I'm getting this in now so I don't have to waste time I could be spending with family on here. Have an awesome holiday even if you don't celebrate Christmas. I'll probably post a chapter showing what I got in my random stuff book. 
          
          Merry holidays, all. I'll see you in the new year. 

Oh yeah, if anyone wants to know, yeah, I have a fursona. I'm goin' full furry now. All I need now is the ridiculous amount of money most furries have, and a reference sheet. (My fursona is named Aafoz. His headshot is my current PFP. I made it with a fursona generator because I can't draw.)

Y'all ever done UwU speak, and it accidentally slipped out at a weird time? For a small example, I was greeting my mom, just saying hello... But I said "Hewwo" in an UwU voice. By the way, an UwU voice is hard for me, because my voice is so naturally deep. My mom looked at me like I just told her Mars had exploded into a star, which then supernova'd into a cloud of space dust. 
          
          That's the day I told her I was a furry. She supports me, even though she has no idea what a furry is. 
          
          UNFORTUNATELY, my dad was going through my phone because some of his old images were on it (it used to be his phone) and I had transferred my old images on to it. He saw... Full on furry porn, just... On my phone, while looking for his photos to send to himself, then delete. 
          
          Oh, and if you're here for story updates, chapter 2 on Lab Life is nowhere near done, because I'm balancing writing with self care, living life and C.AI.

My KP story is temporarily down. 
          
          Reason: I'm rewriting it. It's godawful. It's too centered around the fact that it was supposed to be a harem story, but got turned into something else near the end. I am changing the entire theme around it and all the characters too. And it was too packed with references, both obscure and well known. How long the rewrite takes is unknown. I haven't played KP in a hot minute, soooooo... If I mess anything up, that's what I blame it on. I haven't played it because my data got reset and I missed the recovery period. Which was a while ago, I know. Don't expect it back up any time soon. 
          
          What to expect when it's back:
          Not as many references (even the MC was a reference.) 
          Little to no fourth wall breaks. 
          Less of my friends and family as the characters. (unless they wanna be in it.) 
          Increased quality. 
          Still as cringe as it was before. 
          Possible smuts if I can be arsed to write them. 
          Probably a Y/N story. 
          
          Release date: unknown. 
          
          Sequel release: if the story release is unknown, take a guess. 
          
          This has been me. See y'all in the foreseeable future. 

Someone is trying to brute force into my accounts for some reason.
          
          My Spotify was hacked. (Why spotify-)
          
          My Wattpad was forcefully logged out.
          
          What's going on?

Idk if it's just me, but it's so hard to pronouce Oratrice mechanique D'anaylse cardinale without sounding like you're singing.

Drew a new cover for the C.AI book, it is very high effort, I spent hours drawing it. Oh and I also uploaded a new chapter in it, with a new incident and all my keyboard images for people who wanna reverse image search them. 

Soooo... There's a website I get my art from. Furbooru. 
          
          I just discovered there are two tags I've never seen before. 
          
          Grimdark and Grotesque. And now I wish I didn't check em out. 
          
          Anyway for updates on my stories, I'm not currently working on them, as I'm out of ideas, again :D
          
          Be on the eyeout for an update in your notifications, tho. Because who knows? I might decide to drop an update on one. 

No need to fear, people who told me to update my passwords. I updated... NONE OF EM :D. Jk. I updated all the ones I use frequently. (Roblox, steam, discord, ps, etc). 
          
          I didn't do any other passwords cus I literally don't care.