I am a person that is here. Do ever wonder about that? I mean, why are we here? Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God? Watching everything, ya-know, with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night.

Or it's just to ship Speed with EVERYONE from the Eeveelution Squad Universe. Seriously, you begin to stop seeing the girls as perfect life partners, and start seeing them all as thirsty slu-I mean, "Romanticly Troubled".