Autumn30261

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven't gotten a gig yet

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me

What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain

Oh I have another one!
          
          What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? 
          Sneakers.

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business.