Ava Smith

Friend: *can't find me*
          Other Friend: I got this, ahem...
          HAMILTON SUCKS ASS!!!
          Me: *punches someone in the face* SIT DOWN JOHN, YOU FAT MOTHERF-!!! Oh, hey guys.
          Other friend: Found her.

I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I SEE ANOTHER NIGHTCORE VIDEO TITLED "FEMALE VERSON/COVER" I WILL FUCKING SCREAM!!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING!!! EGGS , BACON, GRITS SAUSAGE!!!!!!!!

Did anyone stop and think that a dentist is basically a greedy-ass tooth fairy? They steal your teeth and your money.

It's 4/20/19! Time to sing Happy Birthday to the memes!

Thank you for the follow! 

I just realized, jesus had 2 dads. I don't know why I was thinking of this.

I'm Bisexual. I somehow am terrified of telling my family but I can tell 100s of random people.