Avarice_King-_-8

Whatcha your boobs and your balls bitches - I’m back and I can legally drive a car

Avarice_King-_-8

Nothing motivates me more than the sound the toaster makes when my pop tarts are ready.

the-pulls

@Avarice_King-_-8 YES. And when you take it out but it’s too hot but you can’t wait to eat it so you just hashasasha you’re way through the goodness
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Shadow_Whisperer

wow, mines listening to k-pop and tying my hair up into pigtails but yours is more relaxing.
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Avarice_King-_-8

Mom: your room is so dirty I can’t even walk! You need to clean it
          
          Me: hey! Don’t think you’re so special, I can’t walk either, why do you think I never get out of bed?
          
          

LeafeonPower

@Avarice_King-_-8 What a comeback! Now she'll reduce the amount of time you can sleep in once your room is cleaned.
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Avarice_King-_-8

Aldi’s is the most intimidating place on this planet, because once you enter time becomes warped and twisted and people are constantly jumping from dimensions and everyone’s an alien from a different timeline and I dunno man, Aldi’s scares me