I have few skill sets. Eating, sleeping, video games, drawing, doing nothing.

I cuss like a sailor

I am a cat person.  Not that there's anything wrong with dogs, it's just that cats are better. 

I am an antisocial, introvert, depressed lil' shit.  

I am unorganized therefore I have odd and random intervals where I disappear from wattpad.

I hear Yanny, not Laurel (although I accept that it's Laurel) , and see white and gold on The Dress.

I can't actually write, these are just lame attempts at online fame and recognition.

I am a fangirl. I will now list my hypothetical, If-this-world-was-real information (not that you care if I'm a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin or Hufflepuff).

Potterhead: Ravenclaw, Wand- Vine wood, Dragon heartstring core, 12&1/2", unyielding flexibility

Percy Jackson:
A daughter of Hecate/Trivia

Star Wars:
I would probably be some outlaw pilot that goes around the galaxy like "SUCK MY FUGITIVE ASS". 

Homestuck:
Derse dreamer, Lime Blood, Thief of Rage, Caniborn, revolverKind

Camp Camp:
I would probably be in the science camp.

NOW READ MY BOOKS MY PRETTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also...
MEXICO IS NOT A THIRD-WORLD COUNTRY FLOWER SCOUT BITCHES!!!