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What is an avocado’s favorite song?
“I Guac the Line”
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What do you call an avocado in church?
Holy Guacamole!
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What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?
“We’ve hit guac bottom!”
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What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
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What did one avocado half say to the other?
“Without you, I’m empty inside!”
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What did the sad avocado say?
“It’s a hard guac life.”
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What was Elvis’ favorite Mexican snack?
The jailhouse guac.
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What do you call an alligator that loves guacamole?
A guacodile.
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What do you shout when the guacamole is ready?
“Chip-chip, hooray!”
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Why was the avocado followed by the paparazzi?
He was a guac star.