I know I'm not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I'm already interested. 

Person: What is it?
Me: 'It' is a pronoun. 

Welcome to my page! If I could describe myself in three words, I would, but
I'm much more than three words. I guess the top three words to describe
me would be: Weird, Tall, and a Writer. 

I'm a Demigod. 
A Wizard.
And a Tribute.