So I just came back from a team banquet...When I was there, I needed to go to the bathroom, so I walked outside to where the bathrooms are, then opened the door and walked in.
I think the stomach-turning smell was the first indication that something was off (I don't know if this is true for all boy bathrooms, so sorry if I offend anyone), then I realized I didn't know where I was. Finally, I came to the conclusion that I was in the wrong bathroom (I got confused because my school decided to reverse the bathroom sign colors on the doors: girls=blue, boys=pink)
And the walls of the cafeteria are glass so everyone including the parents could see right into the hallway where the bathrooms are...
Someone bury me now and let me disappear so I don't have to go to school tomorrow