AwesomeOneIsHere

I'm craving some candy, but I ate it all. And the store is like a 10-20 minute walk from my apartment.

AllThingsGirly

@AwesomeOneIsHere Lol... really?!?!
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allyouneed4you

Hello Awesome One! 
          
          Sorry, I don't want to intrude, but I noticed you being a follower and reader of fantasy and romance authors. Maybe you’d like to give the supernatural fantasy-romance ‘Regent’s Blood’ by M.J. Stephanos a chance as well. I’m a fan of her book and I think she deserves more readers and followers. 
          
          Best Regards allyouneed4you
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/224016520-aristocracy-regent%27s-blood-book-1

unknowntothosearound

this message may be offensive 
What about this comeback:
          Enemy: You're such a bitch.
          Me: Ahh thanks .
          Enemy: Your welcome, and what???
          Me: Let me explain it to you since you're clearly an idiot. 
          Enemy: Go ahead then since you're so smart.
          Me: You're right I am. Anyways bitch means beautiful. So once again thanks. 
          Enemy: I really don't get it so that means you're clearly the only idiot here. 
          Me: Let me explain it. A bitch is a female dog , a dog barks, bark is from trees  , trees are part of nature ( or you could say tress are nature, and nature is beautiful. So thanks you just called me beautiful. 
          Enemy: *Gets mad* 
          Me: *Smirks* and walks away looking like a straight out savage
          Enemy: *Mutters profanities under breath and walks away stomping like a toddler*
          Me: Congratulating myself in my head