AwesomeZerzyzero
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Random out of context shit said by me and/or my family: Little brother: so... World war three? Yay! My mom: you bruised her eggplant!!!! 2 year old cousin: no, no cow. 2 yr old cousin*turns around* 2 yr old cousin: ... 2 yr old cousin: oh. Hi cow! My dad: I'm going on a picnic and I'm bringing- *lists food items starting with letters a-g* and HAmilk. Older brother: just cut it off. That's what I wanna do with my tiddies. Me: man, if I were a fish, I'd definitely date him.