AwkwardLastWords

I know I've like 'dead' for awhile, but I'm going to try and write a chapter or two for my stories. Sorry for anyone who's been waiting a while.

AwkwardLastWords

*pulls out a speaker phone* ATTENTION ALL FANS * looks around* great now that i have your attention *looks at guys in the back* You! stop making out  and listen to me! * after throwing a book at them turns attention back to fans* okay I'd like to let you guys know that i am taking a break from my other stories. frankly i writers block and i have this story i did for my English class that is absolutely crazy and weird. i mean  the main characters name is 'Dickweed Eric Willsey Tyler Myers I' and i love it! so what i'm gonna do is edit some of it make it a little longer and post it on here. then afterward i will go back to my other stories. =) *waves to fans* that it all.  :P  Have a great f*cking day and stay out of the crack. that does crazy shit to you :D  

AwkwardLastWords

Me and my friend on facebook chat
          Me- "if i start swearing slap me, i'm trying to quit"
          my friend McKenzie- "okay :p"
          me- "is shit a bad word?"
           McKenzie- *Slap*
          me- "holy fucking shit! That  fucking hurt!"
          McKenzie-  good *slap*
          me-"you hit like a girl"
          McKenzie- "and you smell like a vagina"
          Me- "you would know"
          McKenzie- "yup"
           lmfao. the shit i get into :/ and for your info i do not smell like a vagina :p