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Is your profile pic Sam? 

another story i heard about myself...
          

Does anyone else do this? Whenever I get too happy, I look back at this one text that an ex-friend sent to me about how bad of a person I am so I don’t get too happy. 

so I watched a bunch of horror movies with my friends (Happy Death Day, Happy Death Day 2U, Truth or Dare, A Quiet Place, etc.) I have to say: if you haven’t watched them, GO DO IT THEY’RE SO GOOD. 

why do dudes take pictures with their shirts off? like no James, it doesn’t make you look hot. no one wants to see your pepperoni nipples

Does anyone else start frantically singing/saying Brendon Urie vines when they’re nervous? Cause I was just watching TUA again and *SPOILERS* Dave and Klaus kissed and I was like OOOOOH HES GONNA DIE BAGEL BOYS DO DO DO DO BAGEL BOYS DO DO DO DO BAGEL BOYS WITH CREAM CHEESE KLAUS WILL BE SO SAD NO I NEED MY COFFEE IN THE MORNING BABY IF I DONT HAVE IT IT WILL DRIVE ME CRAZY

So I just wanted to tell this story because my friend apparently thought it was hilarious. My friend and I were on the bus going to school and there’s what ensued:
          
          Friend: *shows me a vid of WDW singing a cover or something like that*
          
          Me: *reads caption*
          
          (Caption: Can you believe that Jack hit that high note ?)
          
          Me: excuse you but that is NOT a high note. You have clearly never been a soprano 1 in choir. He was here *holds hand to about the middle of the seat* we go up HERE *skyrockets hand to as high as it would go*
          
          Friend: *laughing her ass off by the window because of how annoyed I was getting at that*

guess who pulled an all nighter and is awake at 5:01 A fucking M.
          Me: I’ll sleep tonight
          Brain: here’s scary stories that you read earlier
          Me: um no thanks
          Brain: what if tour sister got roped into the Momo challenge
          Me: nopeeee
          Brain: you will never meet the WDW boys and no one will ever love you
          Me: OKAY THATS A FUCKING STEP TOO FAR
          

what am I doing with my lifeeeeeeee
          I have no friends and no significant other.
          *lonely screech*
          I am not going to get into Yale in the next few years because I am not doing well in math.
          Most people hate me.
          But other than that I’m okay! How are all you lovely people?

The new Wattpad update has me shook