Oh hello, it has been long since our last encounter. How do you do my old chum? Unless you think I'm actually (here) talking to you, we should most definitely carry out. 

I am not particularly awesome at self descriptions, nonetheless I accept this challenge of yours, sire!
Truth be told, I'm not a writer nor a keen reader but I do love a good reader once in a while. Televisions are more of my thing, from science fiction to mystery to documentaries. Apart from that, I'm not that big and definitely not a fighter. But lets just say if I do get into a fight, I know how to swing my arms and kick. You have been warn. Such fun. 

Also, I am truly very grateful for all those who take precious moments of their life to read my work, which are at best described as a very good attempt. 

Gracias. We shall meet again in my publications.