Allister

i go online on this account every once in a while.... there will be an axoharpoon wattpad revival one day TRUST

what do we think about the tord - breaking bad story so far bros? anything I should add

Reading through these posts I might have been legimately going insane. Might start dropping more oneshots and shit those were funny

Your amazing weezer and Greenday and blonk-182 story is so beatuyful it has brought a tear to my eye I'm so happy I found this master piece

What if I did another circa but it's set in the 90s fr this time and also theres aliens? (Please interact with me I'm lonely)

Today my best friend sent me a video of Mark Hoppus' ass

My hair is all bleached 

Also hiii!! Tom DeLonge is back in blink-182

Why does my hair only look cool when I'm wearing my smashing pumpkins shirt 

My penpal whom I love dearly with all my heart SENT A PICTURE OF HER SHIRT DEPICTING THE BASSIST OF BLINK 182 RUNNING AROUND NAKED TO THE GUY HIMSELF!!! AND SHE ALSO SENT HIM A PICTURE OF A DRAWING I MADE OF HIM DRESSED UP AS A GIRL!! AND HE FUCKING R E S P O N D E D WITH "THIS IS A PRIVATE ACCOUHT WHO IS THIS"
          
          
          (For context there is one of their  music videos thats just them running around naked and one of their songs is about their moms being transvestites and thsts what I based my drawing on) 
          
          
          It's been like three days I'm still not over it. Why couldn't it have been like any other drawing istg