Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha.
 I have a disease. It's called 'Laughititus'. I find something humorous in every situation.

Being gay is my thang (look up the non-offensive definition, you prick).

Channing Tatum turns me on. So do several other things... 
-Being a chatterbox
-Shaking all parts of my body to wicked tunes 
-Reading and getting lost in dreamy characters 
-Doodling pieces that make secretive sense
-Graphic design
-And smoking WEED... That I find by taking a weekly swim in the ocean.
-I believe you believe everything except for the one above. Well, GUESS WHAT MA NIGGA... you're a smart homo! Homo whaaaaaa'? Homo SAPIEN! 

I'm actually not that cool. Sigh.

Writing behind the scenes and evidently stalking you, it is I, one of your creepy spectators.

[Sri Lankan, Currently living in Botswana]