Azeneth-Reeper

Dude, if you gave proof

So are you a real pasta or..... I’m really confused cause  pastas are not real. There people who wrote stories on the internet and if you stalked anyone you will have to live by were there living. 
          ( No hate, just facts)

Hey I think your really cool maybe we can hang out or something

P.S. Yeah, there is a way out for me. It’s called: a knife- Wait, no, I got the knife, my dad and mom have shotguns, they both have pistols too, my older bro has a pistol, my younger bro has nerf guns(Not that THAT would do anything, but okay.), and I have a dog that bites and barks. Yeah, I’m pretty sure there’s a way out, hun.

How about we play a game to see if you can convince me I’m real. Here are the rules:
          1. Don’t check any info about me(I know I’m being stalked, I can feel it everyday. I have proof, but read it later: https://www.wattpad.com/553627955-my-creepypasta-experiences%7Eall-not-tried-tried-and-true )
          2. Answer the beat you can.
          3. No cheating. 
          4. What do you know about me? Answer honestly.
          Alright, let’s play. Answer these all correctly and accurately and I might just believe you.
          Questions:
          1. What do I look like?
          2. How old am I?
          3. What is my personality?
          4. How often do I talk to myself?
          5. How often do I stare/glare into the forest?
          6. My ‘Pasta immunity: why can’t y’all kill me?
          7. Are you watching me now?
          8. Are you allowed to meet me at the window? I live in the middle of the forest and it’s pitch black outside.
          9. What time is it for me?
          10. What are my brothers’ names?
          Answer these all correctly, and you win.