Polynesion Fob

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

I think all my brothers and sisters will inherit pitch perfect

If u have a secret people will sit closer to u!

He taught me housekeeping so when i have a divorce i keep the house

I buy expensive dresses that look cheap on me.

Hey guys, Never have more children than car windows.

Hahaha lol nice stat

My fake plants died because I did not to pretend to water them.
          Mitch Hedberg, funny quote

A man makes succesful money than a women. A women finds better than a man.

If music play the food, play ON!